Here's a another parody I wrote. It's a spoof of Clay Aiken's Invisible. It's a song poking fun at Singaporeans and people who like to complain about the Singapore Government when they have no idea what it's like to run a country. I know I don't.

Titled: Already

What am I doing tonight
I wish I could be selling 4D
Are you really displeased
Still chasing 5 Cs
Why must I go through national service?
What would it take to make you see it’s a waste of time?

[Chorus]

If I was in PAP
Then I could ban the sale of chewing gum
If I was in PAP
I’ll build the MRT

If homes were unliveable
Then I can upgrade the HDB
I would raise the GST
If I was in PAP

(Wait..it’s already done)

I'll listen to the crowd
Distribute Shares
You don't get a cent
I'll invest in the arts
by promoting durians

Wish I could afford to buy a new car
Wish I could implement a courtesy campaign

Here's the lyrics to the song I sang for Singapore Idol. I wrote it a few years back and changed the lyrics especially for the competition, since Jean Yip was the co-sponsor.

The Pimple Song

I guess now it's time
To go to Jean Yip, I think it's time
Got some pimples on my face,
got some pimple marks even on my coffee cup, oh no...

When I look into the mirror, I can't stand myself!
Gotta pinch some, gotta squeeze some out tonight...

CHORUS:

However I pinch However I squeeze it won't come out
I guess it's staying there for good...
(staying there, staying there, staying there for good...)

However I pinch However I squeeze it won't come out
I guess it's staying there for good
(Won't come out, won't come out)
IT JUST WON'T COME OUT!


On the bus and on the train
I think about my pimples
(oh no)
it isn't good
(oh no!)
and at the corner of my face
(corner of my face...)
is a huge big acne
(but that was not to be!)
In a twist of a pimple, only blood comes out!
Gotta pinch more, gotta squeeze more out tonight...

Chorus

bridge:
And it'll stick together
These pimples will stay forever
(forever and I...)
I'll be squeezing, and forever I will be
So beware, not so close
or it might just squrt on you...

Chorus