Warrent Officer Lim Swee Hian
Diss-claimer: Sean Koh.
Music also by Sean Koh. He insists I say that though none of u can actually hear anything.

He patrols the camp with his warren stick
his presence makes your knees go weak
he looks like he's got some bones to pick
the sight of the bastard makes me sick

(bridge)
your balls contract when he approaches
your guts get eaten by cockroaches

(chorus)
why is there an asshole in every camp?
ulu pandan, who's the man?
the SSM of SMM
first warren officer LIM SWEE HIAN!

he prowls his territory with the heart of lion
SEEKING WHOM HE MAY DEVOUR
oppressing the medics is his religion
it gives him a sense of power!

bridge, chorus x2

first warren officer lim swee hian
first warren officer lim swee hian